Our Fairy Tale

attackonsociallife:

quibbs:

tyleroakley:

outlawsoflove:

My class pretended to play dead.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

(Source: grimesoblivion)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose)

The Vale of Tears Ω Hatter’s Domain

(Source: drsofialamb)

Reblog if you believe school can cause stress.

redxgreenftw:

My dad doesn’t think so, and I’m having a hard time explaining to him why school is stressful, so once this reaches a decent amount of notes I’ll show him how many people agree with me.

npcmimic:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

or that its trapped under 100lbs of other product, shrink wrapped to a pallet 3 feet in the air

(Source: notalwaysright.com)

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

I just finished the Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright game. It was so long (at least it felt like it) but it’s so good as well!

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

bluediamond-og:

horchata-princess:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

bless

Lmao yesss

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

cryier:

onezia:

luximy:

shoutout to Sam for letting me paint a sunset on him

i freaking love this omg can i have a boy who will let me be his canvas omg please

omg i want this

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

(Source: gunpowderandspark)

I just dropped my iphone into my toilet by accident. This is a terrible day.