Our Fairy Tale

deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

kingkii:

jackadiddlediddle:

lezbisouthernn:

she looks exactly like her dad!

Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains

I’M ACTUALLY CRYING

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh)

justrollinon:

fattygerman:

How to give head: A guide.

That’s fucking great

im-olaf-and-i-like-warm-hugs:

dont-even-stress-it:

you can actually see anna’s eyes screaming for help

what am i doing in this movie

the paycheck wasnt worth it

i regret this decision greatly

THATS SO FUNNY

the pain is in everyone’s eyes

(Source: rooneymara)

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

kckilgannon:

costcoreceipt:

celinedionsnumber2fan:

peble:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

SOURCE

Soon I will die

loves it

this is my worst nightmare

I wouldn’t step foot outside and I’d be making sure every nook and cranny in my house was sealed.

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic)

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

chelseatheturtle:

New tattoo!

shaniaaa-xo:

born—misunderstood:

That’s cold

(Source: twitterscreencaps)

aidamnpearce:

"fake gamer girl"

because i would totally spend 60 bucks on something i don’t want just so i can impress a boy and his penis 

nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you

(Source: robertdafoto.com.br)

route117:

"Eeveelutions are pretty cool" giveaway

Hello, I remade and I think it’s time for a new rad giveaway o/ Thank you for the many people who have already followed me too!

You will win:

  • A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
  • Any eeveelution keychain of your choice
  • Any eeveelution plush of your choice under $40

Rules:

  •         Must be following me. I’m strictly Pokemon-only.
  •         Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmarking only
  •         No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, meaning they don’t count
  •         You must give out your address so I can ship it to you, but that’s only after you win!
  •         If you’re under 16 make sure you have your parents consent I don’t wanna get in trouble.
  •         This is international, I pay for shipping.
  •         Winners will be chosen by a random generator
  •         If you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.

    It ends September 15th. Good luck.